If you image this post sung in the tune of “A Whole New World” from Aladdin, then it makes a lot more sense.

I can show you the week, Shining, Shimmering, Prizes

Tell me peoples, now when did you last let your liver decide?

I can open your eyes, take you bar by bar

Over, sideways, and under

if you’re drunk take a taxi ride…

A Whole new Week!

All new fantastic categories

No one to tell you what to do 

or who you can’t do

(Now I’m in a whole new week with you…)

Beautiful. Just beautiful. This post is for the entire week, so you’ll have some hints that may help you on some days and not on others. Use your deductive reasoning skills to figure it out. It’s a whole new week of trivia and I’m getting excited, damn it.

And now, I am proud to present… Excellent-looking individuals:

*Note: These last images of excellent-looking individuals in no way pertains to anything for trivia. Thank you.